A Knock on Simy's Door
Episode 1.0

The saga begins . . .

Simy is just checking out her personal profile on Boardpass.com when . . . (KNOCK..KNOCK..KNOCK)
Simy - Who is it?
(From Behind Door) - It's me, Burt!
Simy – Oh, hello. I was just thinking about you. Why don't you come in and have some coffee?
Burt – This is mighty fine coffee Simy but I really didn't come over to talk.
Simy – Well alright – why don't I just put on a little music and you can get ready to give me a wax and sharpen –
Simy – Wait a sec' let's make that a full tune!
Things start getting heavy
Burt – There is no way I can properly bevel you edges here why don't we go over to the bed.
Burt – It's always important to warm the board up before you go straight to tuning
Simy – In that case why don't you let me sharpen the file
Burt – Now that that's sharp – let me get the job done
Burt - this will only take a couple of minutes – so hold on!
Burt - Hold…….Hold….
Burt – And This is the way I like to finish a good tune
Simy – I feel so sharp and slick. I don't know how to thank you.
Burt -- The coffee was more than enough. Whenever there is a board that needs to be tuned I will be there!!!!


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