Top Ten Reasons Wakeboarding is Better than Sex… The 'wet spot' is obviously never an issue The water won`t complain about your performance You can smack the water as hard as you want You don`t have to wear a rubber tube around your board 'Going down' is far more unpredictable The only disease you can get from wakeboarding is e-coli and that's only if you drink infected water Any position makes the wake board happy Water is usually cheaper to buy You can get away with riding your best friends wakeboard Water can't get pregnant and ruin the rest of your life Note: This list was compiled from Member Contributions

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